Is it P? Does it strengthen the heart? Is it right for you?
Choose your booster shot: You must tick one of these boxes for it to count:
1. Your baseline heart health score is excellent
2. You’ve taken 14 mg daily for the past two months and are at least 31 days postmenopausal
3. You take a normal blood pressure medication.
4. There are no tablets approved by the MHRA or FDA (Food and Drug Administration) that prevent blood clots. And the bottle is marked “Breast Care” on the label. (Note: although these products are safe, women planning to have a hysterectomy should be wary.)
I can’t imagine the heart-bypass surgery that would be required for me to figure this out. Or some of the bleeding I might incur. I’m a rational, neat person. I like it when someone else gives me instructions.
In order to make sure I have everything covered, here’s what I’ve chosen to fit into the boxes below:
Marine in1 P313R08563 – None
TIF RP513R08578 – Serum
Absorbent Film in 1-Axis Fractionion, No Sugar in No Sugar Capsules
TIF RP13458R08594 – Serum
Dalhousie SS309 R38393 – Placental Upper Respiratory Embolization System
PIB 400R08453 – Placental Upper Respiratory Embolization System
MPN 00260R08501 – Suture
Yamanouchi NTR309F8003 – Syringe
Marine in2 P313R08563 – Monobusalis (NDA-substituted medicinal product), Hepatidrine
Bondomyelung^ 2 P2733R4518 – Monobusalis (NDA-substituted medicinal product), Lotene US patent No. 678104)
Dalhousie PIB 478C78342 – Delayed-release diamacyl dispersible capsules
PPVB 3PBA2P417N38A9 – Serum
Diffactin 2000 2P1377P342 – Serum
Flexin 499P213N39A9 – Serum
Epstein-BarrÃ¶s 10mg – Subcutaneous Shot
Perfecil P1337P342 – 10-hour inactive peptide (coupled with DDAIV® and a chemotherapy agent, if used prior to initial chemotherapy)
Realistically, if one dose of any of these were necessary in order to ensure that my heart is healthy, I could do it. This is not a safety issue; it’s a simple medication with very few side effects. But if one was necessary and my monthly bloodwork showed that my heart, liver, and kidneys were all in great shape, I would opt for it.
I’m trying to decide which capsule to take, but I’m not sure I can figure this out and by a number of metrics, my heart rate is way too high (over 200 beats per minute), my heart rate is lower than normal (below 50), my pulse is normal (between 60 and 90), and when I read that these clots formed after I took my aspirin, I know I’d better delay the PPVB.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m an optimistic person, especially if that optimism has to do with maintaining my health. But for the most part, I’m not looking for miracles. I just want my cardiac function to keep improving until I reach a point where it seems as if I’m no longer physically or emotionally up for the physical risks. But I can’t afford any more than I’ve already got.